now i'm jealous.
envious.
irritated.
resentful.
irony has slapped me silly.
why?
because i didn't get on "Survivor" back in 2002.
shouldn't i be over that? of course. i was. BUT: thanks to dawn's mom, now i'm all bummed again.
why? who's dawn? who's dawn's mom?
dawn's mom is a contestant on the next Survivor, starting february 17th. dawn is a chick i went on a date with this past summer. that's about it.
so i SORTA know someone who will be on national tv. i say "sorta" cuz i never actually MET dawn's mom. hell, i barely met dawn. regardless, i still feel bitterly jealous.
i just don't understand how my survivor application went unnoticed. my 3 min. video was a masterpiece. who could forget seeing me...
...being run over by a tractor?
...or being trampled by bulls?
...or my personal favorite, the swan dive off a
goddamn you, CBS. you ruined my chance at sort-lived, pathetic fame.
i performed all of my own stunts. REALLY. i did.
to dawn's mom: just kidding--i hope you won!
