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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

for those of you who have read the blarf in the last 24 hours, read this post again.. it's had a tune-up.


maybe some Enzyte would liven things up a bit for me.

scrambler (10:22:40 PM): hey, do me a favor and go out to a bar...
scrambler (10:22:50 PM): cus thats where im headed and i dont want to be the only lone dude going out
marmar (10:22:59 PM): i just came from one
marmar (10:24:10 PM): no i've got to go to sleep since i have to have my ass up in before the crack of dawn
marmar (10:25:51 PM): well enjoy the night out, mine sucked donkey balls dipped in goat piss
scrambler (10:26:45 PM): haha
scrambler (10:26:56 PM): hopefully mine wont be that bad but i doubt it
scrambler (10:30:56 PM): oh well.. out i go
scrambler (10:31:01 PM): talk to you later
marmar (10:31:05 PM): ok, good luck
scrambler (10:31:08 PM): thanks
marmar (10:31:08 PM): later
scrambler (10:31:09 PM): night
marmar signed off at 10:31:22 PM.

my saturday night out was a bust. bought some drinks for 2 chicks and then they went to hang out with...their boyfriends. ran into the old supervisor from eltaday onicsay--he pissed & moaned about work; i sympathized. and i thank my lucky stars that i got out of that job before the great weather kicked in and the place got swamped. perfect time for a manager to leave! yay! i haven't missed the place at all.

speaking of great weather--it's been sunny for weeks now. march is upon us. it's gotten up in the 50's the last few days. ice is melting. the grass will be green soon. mangled shopping carts are poking out of the receding parking lot snowbanks. ah, the beauty of springtime.

i've got some kind of nastiness running rampant in the fish tank--three more fish-talities in as many days, so i got the equivilent of fish cough syrup at petco. while there, 2 of the cashiers told me that my admiring cashier talks about me obsessively. really--you know, that makes no sense whatsoever. i called her twice, and got no response. and she still talks about me at work? i give up.



gotta run--it's time for "Modern Marvels: History of Concrete" on the history channel. and better yet, "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" on SPIKE TV. "what's "f*ckin' a" mean? it means "indeed" in New Jersian." or "these guys are axe murderers and granny shaggers!" this show kills me. there's nothing like a bunch of japanese people getting pummelled by styrofoam boulders and high-speed volleyballs with hilarious english overdubs. (it's not racist at all, just watch the show!) this was the funniest episode i've seen yet. i'd buy it on video if i could. hell, i'd buy it on betamax, even.