the blarf is swollen with pleasure today. even more so than always.
Daytona, 2001: My first UFO sighting. too bad the girls got in the way and ruined the pic. there goes my claim to fame.
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i almost lost her. she was face down, in a puddle of water. she's an old girl, but why now? why? luckily, it was just a close call. with a little mouth to mouth and a dry tissue, she was good as new.
and as you know, seeing your cell phone face down in a puddle of water is like seeing a small child face down in a pool. well, perhaps not that shocking, but close. it slaps you with a feeling of fear and isolation. i need a new phone, but not right now. not like this.
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mark and i used up our luck last week, apparently. our night on the town last night degraded to a trip to wegmans for toilet paper, pickles, and iTunes pepsi. the local bar sucked, being full of 30-something men and women. it's scary to see what i'll be doing 4 years from now if i don't get hooked up sooner rather than later. eek. ladies, please speak up. and send a pic, too.
mark has me hooked on iTunes. the pepsi caps were the gateway for me. if you look carefully while tilting the bottle, you can find the song-winning caps before purchase. I was 3 for 4 before using the trick, and now... i beat the system. muah ha ha. check out mark's page for the full instructions (check his comments.)
tune in later for more writer's block.
Daytona, 2001: My first UFO sighting. too bad the girls got in the way and ruined the pic. there goes my claim to fame.
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i almost lost her. she was face down, in a puddle of water. she's an old girl, but why now? why? luckily, it was just a close call. with a little mouth to mouth and a dry tissue, she was good as new.
and as you know, seeing your cell phone face down in a puddle of water is like seeing a small child face down in a pool. well, perhaps not that shocking, but close. it slaps you with a feeling of fear and isolation. i need a new phone, but not right now. not like this.
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mark and i used up our luck last week, apparently. our night on the town last night degraded to a trip to wegmans for toilet paper, pickles, and iTunes pepsi. the local bar sucked, being full of 30-something men and women. it's scary to see what i'll be doing 4 years from now if i don't get hooked up sooner rather than later. eek. ladies, please speak up. and send a pic, too.
mark has me hooked on iTunes. the pepsi caps were the gateway for me. if you look carefully while tilting the bottle, you can find the song-winning caps before purchase. I was 3 for 4 before using the trick, and now... i beat the system. muah ha ha. check out mark's page for the full instructions (check his comments.)
tune in later for more writer's block.
