friday.

payday.

another miserable, suck-butt paycheck.

actually, i'm quite proud of the fact that i've been living so frugally lately. for instance, i've discovered that if i buy groceries one a week or once a month, i still have the same amount of food in the fridge. i'm taking it further now by not buying anything at all to see if the loaves and fishes thing kicks in. heck, i can get a bottle of ketchup to last a couple years. or dad's homemade pickles--i've got three jars of those and eat one every day but they'll be there a long, long, long time.

pickles and ketchup. what more could a guy need?

how about an aquarium? i think i'm gonna give myself a christmas present early and get me one. i need some company in this apartment. a nice little fishy or two would be cool. i could pet them. make faces at them. watch tv with them. talk to them as they listlessly swim around a fake plant and a treasure chest. what fun! heck, i wouldn't even need to leave the apartment for a social life! no, wait...i don't do that now. ugh.

maybe i should just bring in the a peanut eating, bar hopping goat. that would be interesting.