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Friday, October 10, 2003

i apologize for my last post. it's a bit harsh. i realize that my humor doesn't come across well in print. but i'm not removing it.

i'm curious as to how many hours i of work i could have saved over my working lifetime if i smoked. by that i mean, if i took a 5 minute smoke break, 5 times a day, that's over two hours a week, 100 hours a year. mmmmmm... smoke. nicotine. gee, maybe smoking isn't that bad after all. i'm gonna go out & buy a pack of winstons right now. and a bunch of scratch-off lotto tickets. and i'm gonna scratch 'em all off right there at the counter while there's a line of poor bastards behind me.

see a pattern here? i'm going to bed.