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Tuesday, October 28, 2003



apparently my computer likes brittney better than the beach.

i had this one as my background for a while but i changed it (cuz it actually reminds me of the ex) (and i'm just not the kind of guy who would have naughty pics on my computer) (yeah right) but the computer won't let it go. she still pops up on start-up and shut-down. and then today, the G-rated beach scene background has disappeared completely and...there's brittney. again. all day. hmmm. in mid-panty removal. guess i can't argue with the hard drive. it knows whats best for me.

well, i passed the physical test for the troopers this weekend. and i took the 1,000 question psychological exam. typical question: "Answer true or false to the following: Sometimes i feel like there are voices telling me what to do." (real question, folks.) if you answer true to that question, you are a complete idiot, not to mention a complete skitzo. anyway, now i just have to wait for impending interviews. the trooper thing has raced around the campfire at work thanks to a blabber who will remain nameless. wonderful. now i gotta get this job just so i can escape the damn rumor mill. but even if i do, it won't be for 6 months!

just got back from morrisville, where i was a guest speaker for the automotive industry awareness class. each week, mr. powers has someone come in and talk about their job and role in the industry. i did it last year, and i did well, but this time i did even better, mainly cuz i prepared more than 5 minutes in advance, i showed up on time, and i had some snazzy new overheads. yes, overheads. (powerpoint is so cliched. i went retro.) i got to talk about all of my career accomplishments, my jeep, and and all things i cool. and the people listening (about 150-200 freshman auto tech students) actually cared about what i had to say. what an unusual thing for people to care about my thoughts and opinions! this is one of those times when i look back at myself and realize i really kick ass. i've done a lot. i've done enuff to be asked to come back to my college and talk about it. and i did well. i am the man. i'll leave it at that. 'night, all. 'night, brittney.